Ode to a Cheese Saussage
It was late,
and I had not ate.
The opera was long, so long,
and I didn't understand a song.
So as we walked down the street,
I searched for a treat,
when Vanja suggested a Käsekrainer.
'A Käsekrainer?' I questioned,
never having heard of such a suggestion.
'It is so yummy' Vanja said,
'without a doubt within my head!'
And so I agreed to try this thing,
whose praise Vanja did sing.
And so I ordered a Käsekrainer.
The first thing the old man did,
from inside his roadside rig,
was cut off the end of a bun,
which he kept when this was done,
and placed the bun on a rod,
to create within it a sort of pod.
This is how it started, my Käsekrainer.
Next he chose a wurst,
although, really it was just the first,
and he placed this inside the hole,
with a squirt of ketchup for the soul.
The piece of cut bun was added back,
and I was handed it all in a nap(kin).
My first Käsekrainer.
The first bite was devine,
I couldn't believe it was mine.
The pork juices and cheese,
mixed to bring a smile of please.
I savoured each bite,
of my bread, pork, and cheese delight.
And soon it was gone, my first Käsekrainer.
**Pictures are real pictures of Mandy enjoying a real Käsekrainer...no alterations have been made...she is also really in Vienna...no digital changes have been made**
and I had not ate.
The opera was long, so long,
and I didn't understand a song.
So as we walked down the street,
I searched for a treat,
when Vanja suggested a Käsekrainer.
'A Käsekrainer?' I questioned,
never having heard of such a suggestion.
'It is so yummy' Vanja said,
'without a doubt within my head!'
And so I agreed to try this thing,
whose praise Vanja did sing.
And so I ordered a Käsekrainer.
The first thing the old man did,
from inside his roadside rig,
was cut off the end of a bun,
which he kept when this was done,
and placed the bun on a rod,
to create within it a sort of pod.
This is how it started, my Käsekrainer.
Next he chose a wurst,
although, really it was just the first,
and he placed this inside the hole,
with a squirt of ketchup for the soul.
The piece of cut bun was added back,
and I was handed it all in a nap(kin).
My first Käsekrainer.
The first bite was devine,
I couldn't believe it was mine.
The pork juices and cheese,
mixed to bring a smile of please.
I savoured each bite,
of my bread, pork, and cheese delight.
And soon it was gone, my first Käsekrainer.
**Pictures are real pictures of Mandy enjoying a real Käsekrainer...no alterations have been made...she is also really in Vienna...no digital changes have been made**
4 Comments:
At 7:51 AM, Anonymous said…
Saussage would sound good right about now. Great to hear that everything is going so awesome for ya. London sounded like it was tons-o-fun, I had a little trip myself to new Sudbury the other day, I figure it's around the same ball park as London...or not...anywho keep up the good work! I will hang an ornament on our christmas tree here in my house, and by christmas tree I mean probably a lead pole I find in the street, same dif.
Love you!
ben
At 1:29 PM, Anonymous said…
Amanda,
I must say that yours is the most entertaining blog I have ever read! (ignore the fact that your blog is the only blog I've ever read) But Really- this is great! I love to hear your stories and I'm so impressed with how you keep up with everything!! I also love how in every message I feel like you're right beside me telling me what happened- Awesome story telling! Keep them coming....
Love ya
Katie
At 7:25 PM, Anonymous said…
Amanda!
You should be a food critic, who needs to watch the food network when I've got your blogs to read?? Sometimes when I come home from the bar I like to try and make my own cheese delicacies. Maybe next pub nite I'll try to make a K..sausage of my own..
~Leah~
At 7:51 AM, Anonymous said…
Amanda! You should consider publishing these writtings- you are hilarious! I must admit i have been falling behind in my reading though- i have to say that your Italy top 10 was great...i actually laughed outloud at #2 (at work)!
SOunds like a blast
luv mel
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